MST3K Turkey Day makes bombastic return in 2013

From as far back as the first Turkey Day marathon I watched almost non-stop 30 hours of bad movies (I think I passed out during Catalina Caper) in 1991, I have been a devoted fan of MST3K. Sadly, the program is no longer on the air and what was once a time-honored tradition is a thing of the misty beleaguered past.

Until now!

MST3K-joel EW is pleased to announce that MST3K creator Joel Hodgson is hopping on board the Satellite of Love once again to program the return of Turkey Day. Shout! Factory, who have been doing a stellar job putting out MST3K on DVD, is helping to celebrate the show’s 25th anniversary with a Turkey Day Marathon, curated and hosted by Hodgson. Beginning at Noon Eastern on Thanksgiving Day, fans will be able to log on to MST3KTurkeyDay.com for six glorious, classic, Sampo-filled episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.mst3k-mike-and-the-bots_p

Joel Hodgson – Riffing Myself

Since sitting through the Turkey Day marathon back in 1991, I have been a devoted MSTie. Their catalog forms the backdrop of my psyche (which has complications). Since his MST3k days, Jowl has worked in several projects including the TV Wheel, the elusive Jolly Filter and Cinematic Titanic.

His one man show, ‘Riffing Myself,’ will be a treat to MSTies young and old. He met with the folks at SpeakerCreature to discuss the show, the history of MST3K and its continuation beyond his involvement as well as the unusual origin of the name chosen for TV’s wise-cracking Crow.

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Comedian Joel Hodgson is best known for creating and hosting the series Mystery Science Theater 3000, a show about a marooned Gizmonics employee (Joel “Robinson”) and his pair of wise cracking robot companions. The trio are imprisoned aboard a static space station (The Satellite Of Love), where they are routinely forced to sit through reel after reel of forgotten bad movies. In 1993, Joel left MST3K in the middle of its fifth season. His final episode, “Mitchell,” became known as one of the benchmark moments of the show’s arc and is often cited by fans as being their favorite. Head writerMike Nelson stepped in as the show’s host until the series ended in 1999. Hodgson has since watched his creation become one of the most beloved cult television shows in pop culture history. Hodgson is currently touring his one man show, Riffing Myself,” which he’ll be performing at the historic Plaza Theater in Atlanta on August 10 and 11th. I had the opportunity to catch up with Joel to talk about his run on the series.

Tell me about Riffing Myself. What is the show about and how did it come to be?

It is kind of the origin story of the creation of Mystery Science Theater. I bought a scanner about a year ago and started scanning all my stuff-a lot of posters, newspaper articles and photos. I started to realize that in my mind, it was all coming together as a narrative. So I decided to put it together and make it into a show. I’ve been doing it once a month or so since last October.

What were some of the specific reasons why you left Mystery Science Theater?

I’ve talked about this a bit. I was having disagreements with my partner Jim Mallon, who was the producer of the show. We weren’t seeing eye to eye, so in lieu of having a big fight and potentially hurting the show, I decided to leave.

But MST was your baby.

Yes. It was my baby. That is my baby.

So why just walk away?

The only analogy I can make is the story of King Solomon. Two women had come up and claimed to be the mother of this one baby. It was decided the only solution was to cut the baby in two and give each mother a half but the real mother said, “Oh, just let her have the baby.” And that’s how he figured out who the true mother of the baby was. So, yeah. I am the mother of Mystery Science Theater. It’s my baby.

What is the secret to being a good movie riffer?

I think it’s about not being too sarcastic or too cynical about the movie. I think you have to respect it. It’s hard to make a film, even a bad one. I think a rookie’s mistake is usually, “I’m going to just complain about how bad the movie is and point out all the flaws.” I don’t think that’s what good movie riffing is. Movie riffing is kind of like creating a variety show out of the movie. You collaborate with it.

Trace Beaulieu [who portrayed Crow T. Robot and Dr. Forrester on MST] once said that the movies are like Margaret Dumont and we’re like The Marx Brothers. The Marx Brothers wouldn’t be as funny without Margaret Dumont. The coloring book version of movie riffing is real cynical and sarcastic. Sure, you can take jabs but after you’ve done other things first. You’re supposed to be the companion to the audience. No one wants to hang out with an asshole, so you have to be kind of nice. I think that’s the secret.

Is there a single MST episode where you remember the entire cast firing on all cylinders?

Yes. I really like “I Accuse My Parents.” Although, I just watched “Mitchell” again recently. That one is very funny. So yeah, those two probably.

Is it true that Joe Don Baker was actually annoyed at your treatment of “Mitchell?”

You know what’s funny? Someone who is a real Mystery Science Theater historian just told me that. I’ve always heard that story but I always thought it was kind of a myth. But supposedly, yeah. The poor guy had never heard of it. I guess when you’re Joe Don Baker, you go: [impersonates Joe Don Baker] ‘What? There’s a show that makes fun of movies and the funniest one is my movie?’ I think that would be sobering and unsettling for him. So yeah, I didn’t think the story was true but someone I trust told me it is, so I believe it is now.

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One more thing. Is it true that Crow T. Robot was named after a Jim Carroll song?

Yeah! The song “Crow” from the Catholic Boy album. It is a great album.

Joel Hodgson’s “Riffing Myself” will be at The Plaza Theater in Atlanta on August 10th and 11th. He will also be joined onstage by the Cineprov cast on the 11th, for a Star Trek free for all jam! Both shows start at 7:30 pm. Click here to purchase tickets.

Read the entire interview here

Cinematic Titanic- Rattlers

Something is very wrong in the Southwestern desert! It starts when rogue rattlesnakes attack two young boys, and it goes downhill from there.

The local authorities summon herpetologist Dr. Tom Parkinson to investigate why the snakes are being such jerks. With the help of photographer and fledgling feminist Ann Bradley, the two of them embark on a haphazard and half-assed investigation – and romance. The hunt leads them to a nearby army base and its uncooperative commanding officer, Colonel Stroud. But when marauding rattlers kill two soldiers, the medical officer on the base can no longer keep silent and reveals the terrible secret, unleashing a chain of events, which lead to all kinds of explodey 1976 action, putting an end to the deadly rattlers.

Maybe

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Cinematic Titanic- Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks

The latest release from Cinematic Titanic is available for direct download and mail order purchase.

2470828848_856d2ec921Another brilliant comedic offering from the folks that brought us Mystery Science Theater 3000, Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks is an Italian horror flick combining buxom ladies, hastily assembled monsters and a lot of laughable violence .

Things get a bit randy in this updated version of Mary Shelley’s immortal classic about er… ah… um… immortality.

Why can’t Dr. Frankenstein get a break? Just as our resident mad scientist is about to bring his creature back to life, he is forced to use a sub-standard brain and – you guessed it – everything runs amok. Along the way, we meet Ook and Goliath, two club-thumping Neanderthals; Genz, a revenge-obsessed dwarf; Maria and Krista, two dead-sexy biology students back from college; and Kreegin, the hunch-backed cook who has more than a passing resemblance to Abe Vigoda.

The Cinematic Titanic crew, originators of movie riffing, are brought in for this, their sixth feature, and offer more hilarious commentary as they set their sights on a Frankenstein’s castle chock full of angry villagers, grave robbers, and skinny dippers.

Check it out!

The War Against Mars Gets Seasonal

There is a crisp cold bite to the air, the economy is in a tailspin and the war on ‘Merry Christmas’ is taken up anew. It must be holidays. Each year my soul experiences what can only be called existential shrinkage in the arctic chill of December.

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Just released from the folks at Cinematic Titanic is the perfect remedy for the seasonal blues… war. In Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, viewers will amaze and delight even the most grudgeful of Grinches.

Once again the creators of MST3K are back with another film but this time it’s special. The old team tackled this stink burger on Comedy Central with so much success that it was considered an ‘essential’ experiment in a DVD box set with the legendary ‘Manos, the Hands of Fate.’ This time things are different. Without censoring or time constraints, the CT version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is longer and bolder.

So reserve your copy today and see why this direct sales DVD and download series has earned aplomb from Rolling Stone and the web community at large. It’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll blow candy cane trough your nose.

Download or order Cinematic Titanic-Santa Claus Conquers the Martians today!

Cinematic Titanic’s ‘Legacy of Blood’

The latest release from Cinematic Titanic is the appropriate schlock-horror fest just in time for Halloween,  ‘Legacy of Blood.’

The IMDB summary is short and sweet:

“In order to qualify to inherit the family fortune, the four heirs must spend the night in the family estate. However, during the night someone starts killing them off.”

The result is a slew of scenes featuring bad acting, questionable death scenes (it looks like an unlucky couple is ‘magic finger’ed to death) and plenty of off-color jokes.

The fourth film from the folks that gave us Mystery Science Theater 3000, Legacy of Blood continues the grand tradition of talking over a very very bad movie. Interviewed by the Gordon Keith Show, the cast and crew of CT explain that for all their glitz and glam, they’re just a bunch of silly guys.

Like many lounging American viewers, I was dismayed and perturbed when MST3K went off the air, wondering what I would do with myself. Attempts to jazz up movies on my own met with mixed results (and one ‘keep your comments to yourself’ at a Speed Racer marathon… despite widespread laughter from the other guys… but I digress), so what do I do? Thankfully I was saved by Cinematic Titanic who have released 4 films since Christmas 2007 and look to be continuing strong. Phew… you are all safe to watch Speed Racer cartoons in abject silence now.

Cinematic Titanic episodes can be ordered from their online shop or downloaded onto your home computer for easy viewing.

Cinematic Titanic- Wasp Woman

The guys at Cinematic Titanic are churning out the releases with their third film, Wasp Woman.

Janice Starlin, purveyor of her own line of cosmetics, finds herself nearing middle-age (in a time when 38 was the new 94). A stranger with an accent and an unnatural love of wasps enters her life and promises her the elixer that will prolong her youth forever – until the wasp becomes the wasped.

A gem of its era, Wasp Woman is the perfect material for the CT team. full of nonsensical science, vague accents and yet another director with woman issues… this is the real deal.

The latest experiment is available for purchase or direct download here.

Cinematic Titanic crashes Los Angeles Film Festival

A sweltering, sold-out John Anson Ford Amphitheatre brought together Los Angeles Film Festival attendees and Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans looking forward to Cinematic Titanic’s first live show in Southern California. Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein were set to riff on the sci-fi not-so-classic, The Wasp Woman, but Weinstein suggested there was just a quantum of competency to that film — making it an unworthy selection for said riffing. Instead, the Cinematic Titanic cast fell back on a live presentation of its latest DVD.

This isn’t the cast’s first barbecue, and all five players fell into rhythm like the members of a sculling team, jumping on every ripe cue with the glee of a 3-year-old hopping into puddles.

Three of the riffing voices are familiar to MST3K fans as Hodgson, Beaulieu and Weinstein, who all lent a silhouette to the classic show during its production days in Minneapolis. The additions of Conniff and Pehl reminded the crowd that this isn’t MST3K anymore. There’s a different energy and sensibility — a little darker slant that reflects not only the freedom of Cinematic Titanic’s self-distribution, but the edgier nature of a 2008 comedic landscape shaped somewhat by MST3K.

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